Mystery House · 1945 · 25 min · 4,255 words
The transcript of “Malice In Wonderland”, an episode of Mystery House from 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Mystery House plays Mystery House free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Mystery house that strange publishing firm owned by Dan and Barbara Glenn where each new novel is acted out by the Mystery house staff before it was accepted for publication Mystery house.
Hi Barbie. The story we're trying out for Mystery house and I deal with freaks you said. Circus, Shide Show people. That's right Dan. And they're unlike any people who've ever known completely unreal from our way of looking it things and yet such people actually exist.
Hmm, sound like it ought to be a dandy. Side show atmosphere, barkers, all that sort of thing. You know Mr. Glenn, the side show barker was a forerunner of the radio announcer. Uh oh, I feel that remarks leading up something.
Oh, as a matter of fact it is. It's leading up to a message from our sponsor. Okay Tom, set the seat. Melis in Wonderland. That's right folks, I said Wonderland.
The great Wonderland circus side show with the most gargantuan collection of freaks, monstrosities and curiosity's every assembled under campus. Nearly the bearded lady, Jolly Dello, who tips the scales of 500 and breaks him at 550.
Joe Seppi, the greatest swords world over the world. Inigma, the living zombie. Milk can poke the junk they mount across at ease. And, though, face their flag, the greatest magician the world has ever known.
For this one program, it's only see them all. Don't cry, don't push. The ticket line, phones at the right. This outfit jinxed if ever I saw them as well. But I ain't gonna be a fat lady no longer if we don't start hitting some business wonderland.
The wonder is how flash manages to keep us going. I'm wearing myself hat to death mundering when we're gonna close. Well you haven't lost any weight, Dela. Look real good. Well, that ain't smelly. Is that midget?
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