The Two Mrs. Coopers

For my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball. Yes, it's the gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper. Two people who live together and like it. I'm Katie, the maid in the kitchen.

Liz Cooper is just coming into the room. Good morning, Katie. Good morning, Mrs. Cooper. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. You hold it, Katie. This is not my birthday. It is no. Oh, dear. And I already put a candle in your grapefruit.

Too bad. I can't understand how I made that mistake. When is your birthday anyway? Never. I had my last birthday a year ago today. Oh, you've reached that point. It's awful. I never realized, Katie.

Today I'm 33, that's more than halfway to 35. I'm practically 40. What's wrong with you? I know. Well, if you aren't going to celebrate it, but I'm at Baky Cake. I should say not. I don't want anything to even remind me that it's my birthday.

All right. What can I do about George? What do you mean? How can I possibly keep him from remembering it's my birthday? I'm just down-calm. That's me. Why, my birthday is the most important day in the year to George.

Where are you, honey? I'm out here in the distance here. You just watch the pussy makes. Oh, there you are. I've been looking all over the house for you. You have my little hub, son. What for?

You know what day this is, don't you? Well, I know. What day is it? It's Saturday. It's Saturday. I told you to call a plumber last Wednesday. Is there anything else? No. Oh, yes. What?