Liz Goes To Night School

It's time for my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball. Yes, it's the gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper. Two people who live together and like it. As we look in on the Coopers, it's afternoon at the Sheridan Falls National Bank.

And George Cooper has just received an urgent summons to the office of the President of the Bank. Did you want to see me, Mr. Attabury? Yes, I did. Come in, George, boy. Is something wrong, sir?

George, as you know, we here at the bank encourage, yay, insist that the families of our employees do their banking with us. Yes, sir. I know. I just finished looking over Liz's monthly statement. Yes?

Boy, as a favor to me and to the bank, would you ask Liz to take her business elsewhere? What happened this month? Was she worse than usual? Oh, that girl boy. Thanks to her, three tellers were here all night.

Oh, gee, I'm sorry. Well, I'll have to apologize to them. It's too late. Two of them quit this morning and the other one sitting numbly at his desk and doesn't seem to recognize any other.

Well, just exactly what did she do? Well, it's hard to know where to start. Look at this check. If I can believe what I read, it's dated the 19th of octopus. And it's payable to the Shimian Phil's gas con fed.

That's the Sheridan Falls gas company. Oh! Oh! Well, you had more practice interpreting her writing than I had. Look at that signature! Mrs. Garage Cowpen! I'm sorry, Mr. Attabury. Maybe I can get her to write better.

Well, try, boy. By the way, I think she's overdrawing again. Don't you know? No, but look at the notes you wrote on this check. Mr. Teller, if I don't have enough money to cover this, please be a lamb and hold this check till next month.