Valentines Day

It's time for my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball. Hello everybody. Yes, it's the new gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denning. Brought to you by the Jello family of desserts. J-E-L-O. Oh, the Big Red Better Stand for the Jello family.

Oh, the Big Red Better Stand for the Jello family. That's Jello. Jello pudding. Jello cap. Yes, sir! And now the seal ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper. Two people who live together and like it.

And now let's look in on the coopers. It's three days before Valentine's Day. Well, she's been hitting about it all morning, but George doesn't seem to notice. And now at breakfast, Liz is making one last try by arranging her toast crusts in the form of a heart.

George, hey George. George, look at my plate. Hmm? Oh yeah, you should eat those crusty as they're good for your teeth. That's my romantic husband. George, didn't you notice what shape they're in? Oh yeah, a triangle.

No. A pumpkin? No. George, when two people are in love and are going to get married, what does it affect the most? Oh, don't tell me that's a pocketbook. Oh, it's a heart. Doesn't that remind you of anything?

Oh, yes, I've got to take my liver pills. Oh, why don't you go read your paper? I was trying to remind you that Valentine's Day is coming up. Oh, that's it. Well, you didn't have to remind me.

I didn't? No, every ad in the paper is full of it. What a racket! It's not a racket. It's a wonderful romantic holiday and I like it. You know how it started? Well, St. Valentine was a...