George Is Messy

It's time for my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball. Jello, everybody. Yes, it's the gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Dannig. Transcribed and brought to you by the Jello family of desserts. J-E-L-F-O. Oh!

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And now Lucille Ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper. Two people who live together and like it. As we look in on the Coopers it's Sunday afternoon, and George is in the living room reading the Sunday paper.

Liz is just coming into the room. George, have you seen my... George Cooper, would you look at this room? Huh? What do you think you're doing with a Sunday paper? What does it look like? I'm reading it.

But you've got it scattered all over the floor in the furniture. What are you going to do? Paint the ceiling? It's a shame a man can't read the Sunday paper in peace. You mean in pieces?

What's biting you? Nothing's biting me. I was just looking at this room. That's all. Paper's all over. Ashes on the floor. You sitting there in your shirt sleaze with your shoes off. What's wrong with that?

Oh, nothing. It's nice to have a slob around the house. I'm just being comfortable. Now, now, what difference does it make? What the living room looks like? Nobody's going to see it, but you and me...

Well, somebody might come by. Oh, wouldn't it be dreadful if someone found out that our living room has been lived in? I don't mind if it looks like it's been lived in. This room looks like it's been died in.