General Mrs. Timberlake (aka Liz the General)

We present my favorite husband a new series based on Isabel Scott, Rorex, Gaye's sophisticated Mr. and Mrs. Cougar, starring Lucille Ball with Richard Dining. This is the story of Mr. and Mrs. Cougar, the record of a happy marriage.

Well, as we look in on the Cougar this morning, the scene is familiar. Breakfast is being served in a usual manner. Liz and George are seated in their usual places, places, and the only sounds to be heard are the tick of the automatic toaster and the soft cozy snap of Georgia cereal. But wait a minute, can't you smell something burning?

Is it the toast, or the bacon, or oh I see it's Liz doing a slow burn at George, because as usual he has his nose buried in the morning paper. George, pay some attention to me.

Alright, Liz. Hmmm, your hair is thinning out. down that paper. Why? That's not my head you're padding. It's a candle-oap. Oh. You're always so business-like in the morning. Why don't we ever have the kind of breakfast we had when we were first married? Remember those? I certainly do. What do you remember most? The burned toast and the lumpy cereal? No, Lord, I tried to be a good cook. Yes,

you did. You tried everything. You know, it was very smart of you to butter the toast with unguentine so it wouldn't burn. All right, maybe when we were first married I couldn't cook. But you weren't handy around the house either. You couldn't even pick the lock on the bathroom door.

Oh Liz, that was ten years ago. Do you still remember that? Yes, every time I climb through the window. I'm ready to call a truce. And how about the time you rewired the house? Oh now don't bring that up.