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My Favorite Husband · 1950 · 29 min · 3,777 words
The transcript of “Liz The Green Wig”, an episode of My Favorite Husband from 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). My Favorite Husband plays My Favorite Husband free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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It's time for my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball. Hello everybody. Yes, it's the gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denning brought to you by the Jell-O family of desserts. J.T. How, how. Oh!
The Big Red letter stand for the Jell-O family. Oh, the Big Red letter stand for the Jell-O family. That's Jell-O. Yum, yum, yum. Jell-O, forings. Yum, yum, yum. Jell-O, tap. and now Lucille Ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper, two people who live together and like it.
As we look in on the Cooper household this morning, George Cooper is seated at the breakfast table. Katie, the maid, is in the kitchen, singing happily, and Liz has just tiptoed softly downstairs and into the kitchen.
How bad a beautiful mark! How bad a beautiful day! I got a wonderful feeling! Oh Mrs. Cooper it's you! I was afraid my lungs had sprung a leak! Not so loud Katie, I don't want George to hear me.
Uh oh. What did you go underground for this time? The fool is absolutely ridiculous. George is blaming me for something I didn't do. Well that's not fair. What didn't you do? Save any money last year.
It's the same thing every year. He starts figuring up accounts for the income tax people, who tries to find out why all our money has drained away. What did he find out? Shake hands with the leak and the dyke.
He expects to review all my 1949 accounts the first thing this morning. Maybe he's forgotten. Not George, he has a memory of an elephant. Well, there's a dumpbo now. Well, have fun. Good morning, George.
Good morning, honey. Well, Liz, we just have time to go over your accounts before I go to the bank. George, let's let bygone be bygone. Start off with a clean slate, huh? Why cry over spilt money?
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