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The Case of the Missing Mind

Murder By Experts · December 26, 1949 · 29 min · 4,130 words

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Experts mutual broadcasting system presents murder by experts with your host and narrator mr John Dixon car those books have been translated into 17 languages and have sold over 10 million copies and author of the recently published detective novel below suspicion good evening this is John Dixon car each week at this time murder by experts brings your story of crime and

mystery which has been chosen for your approval by one of the world's leading detective story like it. Tonight our guest expert is the noted mystery novelist Craig Rice. In keeping with the spirit of the holiday season, Ms. Rice herself, a witty and humorous writer, has selected a hilarious and suspenseful comedy mystery by Joseph Roskold. And now we present Karl

the case of the missing mind. You again, Mr. Andrews? Sock!

Aren't we the troublesome patient? Well, Doctor, you gotta believe me. It's all a mistake, a terrible mistake, you see, Doc? Watch your angle, huh? I tell everybody the truth, the honest truth. So I'm a little sick.

What am I doing in that house? No, no. Now look, our nice cousins are coming to visit. All the way from two forks. So let's be a good boy and watch our excitement curve. Good boy, huh? Just wait till they show up. I'll tell them the way I got Shanghai here.

They'll sue you for a million. They'll sue everybody. Meanwhile, if your hallucinations persist, those fantastic tales that alleged man you murdered... But it was all real, I say. You got cotton and you're is? All that ablicadebras, Aladdin and the Princess, Allie Baba.

There was no Allie Baba. I never said anything about Allie Baba, just Aladdin and the Princess. I can't help it if nobody believes me. It's true. I mean, why? I'll calm down there, or I'll be forced to put you in a straight jacket again.

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