Halloween Candy

Trick or treat? Oh well, let me see if I have something for you. When boils and ghouls ring my bell and Mr. Lobo builds their pillowcases well. But tricking traders, I'm warning you if you knock on my door than the tricks on you.

Sour pomples, life or death savers, apples the double as disposable shavers, A few dust bunnies and some rusty nuts. Apster pellets and Reese's one butter cups. Some Halloween candy sure does the trick. Mint pocket lin-tent mister salt lake.

Grandma's expired mats from when she was sick. Gummy erasers and corduroy chambers. But first things first, um, do you mind signing this wafer? Refried jelly beans for all you rookies. Confrontation hearts and misfortune cookies Liposuckers and a half-eaten wiener I sure help your moms one hell of a screener Some Halloween candy sure does the trick!

Alright, you know how this works, open your bags I want for you and I want for you Carmel coated shrapnel and cherry rash Some medical waste that I save from the trash Barbara Hershey's miniatures and wingnut brittle Just like the kind for when Mr. Lobo was little.

Rosbites, buglights, tasty pins. Look out, jagged lids for whole cat food tins. Horse and milk and double dip Lego blocks. Chocolate covered femurs, dusted with chalk. Some Halloween candy shirt, does the drink. So insomniacs, when you rang my bell, Mr. Lobo filled your pillowcase as well.

But tricking traitors, I warned you twice, The treats you take home won't be so nice. Black covered shoppers and angry tears, Marshmallow night terrors and chronic direrears, Fuking all night in a blasting pumpkin pale.

It's almost worth going to jail. Some Owen Candace sure does the trick. Do you like a scream? Listen