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The Case of the Absent Minded Professor
Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost Persons · March 15, 1945 · 29 min · 4,294 words
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Tonight and every Thursday at the same time, the famous all investigator takes a misfire and brings to us one of his most celebrated missing person's cases. Next time you buy a Dantiferous, get high polishing, high forming, colonos toothpaste or tooth powder.
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Our story opens one evening in New York, in the home of Dr. Roland Barton, professor of English literature at Harworth University. As he sits before the fireplace with his wife Julia, he asks, Julia, my dear, are you sure you're feeling all right now?
for perfectly roll and do stop fighting and read me another little poem. You read so beautifully. Well, let's have a look through this collection now. Let's see. Oh, here's one, just the thing. She walks in beauty like the night of cloudless climbs and starry skies.
Oh, how lovely. You know my dear, the first thing that struck me about you was the way you walk, Oh, talk to look to me darling. I'm not exactly young anymore. I wonder whether you really are happy here.
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