Case of the Moving Van Murders

Mr. District Attorney, starring David Bryan. Mr. District Attorney, champion of the people, defender of truth, guardian of our fundamental rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. In our tonight's story, the case of the moving van murders.

And now here is our star, David Bryan, as Paul Garret. Mr. District Attorney. A man's home is set to be his castle. and it's up to the forces of law and order to uphold this principle.

But the individual householders should exercise diligence in maintaining the security of his domicile, particularly when the family leaves for a vacation. As in the story you are about to hear, this is the time when thieves often move in.

Oh no, look what you've done! What's the matter with you anyhow? Don't you know how to handle a piece of furniture? Listen, I know it just as much your fault. You were supposed to balance it.

I ought to put you right in mouth. Don't try it. There'll be more furniture busted around here and over your head. and ain't gonna like it when we show up with that piece all mime up.

Hey, let's leave it here. Easton don't have to know nothing about it. We've been here too long now anyway. Some of the neighbors might be getting wise. What's that? Sounds like somebody coming. We're moving East people out.

Who are you? I just happen to be the owner of this house. That's all. Oh, he's all right. You're a tool. What a way out. You thought I was the way out vacation, is that it?

I think you're gonna come like cooks. I'm gonna call the police about this. Oh, you ain't calling up, please, buddy? That's what you think. Can I? I didn't get him screwing up to keep me down.