Case Of The Hijacked Worker

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Our case tonight opens in a recently completed defense factory, located in your district attorney's city. Mr. Winstead, the personnel manager of the plant, is visually working in his desk. Winstead speaking? Hello Mr. Winstead. Yes.

Yes, my name is Pess. Yes, not a single one. Why? I didn't figure you were. Are you applying for a job, sir? No. Well, look, old men. I'm very busy right now. I'm a skilled worker, not you.

Yes, yes. I need them very badly, but if you want an option. How many guys are you figure you need? At least 100 immediately. And why should that concern you? Look, you're wasting my time.

I spent weeks coming every available source to find men. It just aren't any to be found. You can get me 100 skilled workers. That's right. Very well. I'll be ready in half an hour. Where are we going, Mr. Preston?

Oh, we'll just ride around a little. I can't spend much time with you. Well, this shouldn't take long, Mr. Winstead. You say you can get me 100 skilled workers. Is that all you need? No, I can use as many as you find.