The Comic

What the... at the window? It's a gun, Pam! Get down! Get down! Mr. and Mrs. North, starring Barbara Britain and Richard Denning. Listen as Pam and Jerry solve the mystery, the comic. His birth that fills the veins with blood, more than wine or sleep or food.

And for Bernie Best and Frank McGee, the veins are filled and life is good. Bernie, the comic America loves, tells the jokes. Frank writes the act. The team of best and McGee says Bernie will stick together as long as they both shall live.

Bernie is right. And that concludes our dinner show, ladies and gentlemen and Patience. Ah, you've been a great audience. I can tell you were out there by the spark from your knives and forks. But seriously folks, I do want to thank you.

And before I go, before I go, how about a nice hand to my partner? And the creator of this wonderful material seated at the table right over there, Frank McGee. Ah, boy, I love you, Frankie, baby, love you. See you later, everybody. Good night.

Good night. Ah, your boy was pretty hot tonight, Frank. Bernie's always hot. I think he works too hard for his money. Look, Kastikin, we do all right. Sure. But with me, you could do a lot better.

Wouldn't miss the Kastikin. Everybody does better. Maybe. Like George says, with Kostak and everybody, it does better. Maybe. Look, Maguire, I got the clubs, I got the showplaces. Bernie signs with me. Er, you do, of course.

Look, Kostak and... Why don't you leave Bernie and me alone? I don't want any trouble with you. And if you don't lay off, I'll give you plenty. Huh? Is that right? What kind of trouble, frankly?