The Contagious Confession

The Adventures of Mr. and Mrs. North, starring Alice Frost and Joseph Curtin, and brought to you by What very, what very, what very, what very, For the skin you love to Jerry and Pamela North often drive Bill Wygan to the Virgin's sanity.

However, for all that the will bring antics, they often help him too. The times even go so far as to ask them for advice. Tonight is such a time, because he's faced with a dizzy situation.

Now, as Bill seats himself in the North living room, Jerry says to him, Alright Bill, now what's this great problem that's puzzling you? It's a case that I'm working on. I know. Somebody crept to the window and shot him in the middle of his dinner.

What? Yes, I read about it in the paper. He was dining alone. Who was? Walter Middleton, of course, dear. Mrs. Middleton's been dead for years, and the son and daughter were out, so he was alone.

The butler heard the shot and ran into the dining room, but Mr. Middleton was already dead. He's been on all the front pages. Oh, I only read the funnies. He was rich as anything, so there's the motive.

Cigarette Bill? Uh, no, no, thank you. The son and daughter are the most obvious suspects, so that lets them off. How about some candy, Bill? No, not just no. Why does it let them off?

That's too obvious. Fruit. No, thanks. Yeah, I'm beginning to think so. Bill, is this Middleton case what you wanted to ask us about? Yeah, yeah, it has a screwy angle. I thought it would be just up the North Alley.