Television Themes, part 4

You hear the theme sign. Oh shit, you know, I'll sit down and watch it. Well, there's a lot of the, you know, I completely like law and order. I'll change the channel. I hate law.

I'm on a few people. I'm gonna have to have a sidebar right here now. Like sidebar, law and order is my quintessential show to ball asleep to. I hate hate every law show. There's nothing wrong with law shows.

I think they're all the same. It's the same. You get all in the exact same thing. Not every time. Nine times out of ten. No, every time. What about bones? Well, that's just silly. They just needed it.

Was that guy's... Bruce. Silly, Bruce. No, what's that guy at the main? David Goryontas? Yeah, Moryontas. They just needed another show after Wolfie got cancelled. And it's also got that chick who, what's her name?

Zoe Deschanel? He's got her sister. Yeah, the other Deschanel, the one who isn't in a band and doesn't have every hipster guy. Not that successful one. Yeah, exactly. She was, she's been on a show for eight seasons.