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Merry Xmas Everybody

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You're getting her present yesterday? Yes, her name was Sandy. That's right. She came by again today for another gift. The boss of the department, Maris, insisted that I give her a box from a different pile of gifts.

What do you make of it, Steve? Could the child be involved? I'd hate to think so, but at this point I think we have to consider every possibility. Get back to me as soon as you need the troops.

I will. Goodbye, Oscar. Dr. Naram, Mr. Austin. If you make one move, it'll be a last. I don't understand. I have a revolve pointed at your back, and I'm an expert shot. Listen, Mr. Maris, I like a joke as much as the next one.

This is no joke, Mr. Austin. I suspected from the very beginning you might be an undercover agent. Now my suspicions are confirmed. I heard every word he had telephone call. Then you are the man behind the espionage ring.

No questions, Mr. Austin. There for no answers. Which means you don't know who the head of the outfit is. I didn't think you had the brain power for the job. Enough of this. I don't have to listen to anymore.

I'll bet you get from every side. But tell me, where does the girl Sandy fit into this? She knows nothing. She just serves as a messenger. That's a great job for a kid of her age.

Quiet! You've spoken your last word. I have no alternative if I must kill you. Don't be a fool, Maris. Federal agents are surrounding the building right now. By then it'll be too late. Goodbye, Mr. Austin.

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