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Gene Autry Murdering Art Richards

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I'm back in the saddle again I'm where a friend is a friend Where the- I got first That jingle jingle jingle As I go right in the mirror With a- And the same Oh, wait, it's like this And that song ain't so very far from long Oh, litty bell

Oh, litty bell Though I may have done some fooling This is why I never fell, I got first That jingle jingle jingle As I go right in mirrorly along And the same, oh, ain't it glad you're single And that song ain't so very far from long I got first, that jingle jingle jingle

As I go right in mirrorly along And that song ain't so very far from wrong.

So I ging, so I ging, so ging, so ging. Thank you friends and neighbors, and welcome once more to Melody Ranks. If you learned to happen, you wouldn't work. As if what did you do?

Your nightmare's no one that did you do. I never as much as I started.

Raindrop sick, I was just sick in minutes. Well, I think. Look, pal, I hate to appear inquisitive, but what in the name of heaven is that that you're beaten to death? You know, I'm glad you asked me that.

Give me a chance to tell a joke. Me? For the last three nights, we've had saddle of beef, saddle of pork, and saddle of sirloin. So, so tonight we're having saddle of hags. That's what you was beating over there in that boat?

Yeah, saddle of hags. Saddle of hags? Yep. We're back in the saddle again. I should have known that. Well, that's just the ordy-over. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm fixin' for the main course.

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