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Gene Autry Pat Loses Champion First Song - Till

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a cowboy, Jean Otray. Dear friends and neighbors, and welcome once again to Melody Ranch. Can't imagine.

What? Well, you know that old pocketbook trick, the one where you just happened to leave a wallet full of money on the ground? Yeah. Well, just like the perfect sucker he is, oh, stupid John fell for it.

Whoop, line and sinker. Pick it right up and put it in his pocket. Look at this on his hat. I hate to tell you this but Johnny got the money so what are you laughing at it was your wallet yeah pretty good wait a minute what are you laughing at that was the money I was going to pay your salary with please tell me how come I always

wind up the sucker maybe it's because you always ask for it you know you might be right it that now you take friends from the other night I had a date with my girlfriend lean against her name and when I got her house there she was betting on the Davenport holding hands with another man oh no oh yeah but leave

it to old Pat I fixed them good oh yeah what did you do turn out the light so they couldn't see what they was doing. Oh, you fixed it all right. Yeah. You know something much, huh?

You're always thinking you're so smart. You know that? Pick, pick, pick. That's all both of you do. Just pick on me all the time. Why don't you do something to help me for a change?

Now wait just a minute there, Barrow-Belly. When you were sick last year, who rode 15 miles in a blind and smoke storm, to get you to a doctor. You did? Yeah, in life frame, when you fell in the river and almost drowned, who saves your life?

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