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Gene Autry Gene Hires Bill Collins

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For Melody Ranch and Gene Autrey. I'm back in a saddle again. How's with a friend is a friend? Where's America's favorite cowboy? Gene Autrey. I'm an old cow here. From the Rio Grande.

But my legs ain't bold. And my cheeks ain't tan. I'm a cow boy who never saw a cow. No groups here cause it don't know How on the joys it's starting now, hippie-eye-oh-w Yippee-yay, okay. Yippee-yay, okay.

Well, thanks to the million friends who welcome once again to Melody Ranch. So far... I'm out of tell you the truth, Winston.

Last time I saw your so-called partner, he was out in the barn, working on his new invention to get milk out of a peanut. Milk out of a peanut? That's right. Let me get this straight. Milk out of a peanut.

Mm-hmm, milk out of a peanut. You ready? Here it comes. Some have a peanut, huh? Yeah. You're sick? Yes. He must use a very low stool. Oh, damn dog. Oh, damn dog. Or to get rid of him.

That's what we ought to do. No, no, no, Patrick. Just take it easy. Simmer down here. Now what's wrong with the dog? Well, he's the artist too much. That's what's wrong with the dog. Oh, yeah.

He barks in wags his tail. Any barks in wags his tail. So what? Getting so I don't know what him to believe. Oh, yeah. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

in to believe this is getting more ridiculous for the moment that will in that case may I get this moment and just a profound sober story into the conversation is it what I don't know I get to read it I don't mind well I wish somebody would inject something here well I was just about so but oh yeah

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