Mel Plays Santa Claus

From Hollywood, Dogade's Two-Thought Ear presents the now-blank show with Mary Jane Cough, Joe Kern, Jerry House, New Husker, Hans-Conry, The Sportsman, Victor Miller, and his orchestra, and Thine, the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny.

Eeee. What's up, sir? Yes, Dogade's Two-Thought Ear for a breast that's sweet and tees that Marco brings you the meld-blank show. What Mel's playing is you, characters? Lookie. Hello, everybody. Hello, everybody. Hi. And sign himself in person, Mel Blank.

Hi folks, aga bua aga bua aga. This is the event in Mel Blank's little town. All the I'll let it go until the last minute,

flames are feverishly buying gifts for their girlfriend. In the fureas we hear, this is a beautiful fur coat. Fine, I'll take it with me. Further down the street we hear, this is a beautiful handbag.

Good, wrap it up for me. And still further down the street where Mel Blank is engaged in getting a gift for his girlfriend Betty, We hear, this is a beautiful watch. Thanks, but can't you loan me more than five dollars on him?

So, mail Pawn to watch, and now we find him back in the fix of job, figuring out the amount he has for Betty's gift. Now, let's see, I borrowed five, I pawned a watch for five, I closed out my savings account at the bank, that's another dollar.

Eleven dollars. What can I get, Betty? Well, I know every time I go to our house and we sit in the parlour, the lights go out. I ought to get her a flashlight. No, flashlight isn't a gift for a woman.

It isn't a gift for a man either. Clearly a gift for an usher. Oh, well, it's late. I better close the picture shot and buy the gift. Oh, now. Oh, hello, Betty. I didn't expect to see you here.