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Two Hundred Fifty Thousand Dollar Super Picture

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Well, well, well, here's Mama Bloom's brood, but in his office at the Excello Pictures Corporation in Hollywood, as he is waiting, he's fidgeting.

Listen. Hello? Hello? Are you there? Do you go to lunch again? Hello? Yeah, yeah, not listen. I want to know something. Ten minutes ago, Mr. Fink and Mr. Schiffman said they were coming in to see me.

Ten minutes ago, it wasn't they ain't here yet. Find out if they went by way of the North Pole, because if they did, I'm going to eat first. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Well, I may.

Sure, I'll wait. Sure. This is what I mean. Ten minutes ago, those two dopes said there was coming here and... Hello? Yeah? Yeah, you've... What? Oh, they're on their way! What are they doing? Crawling here?

Never mind. Never mind. They got here at last. Yeah. Yeah. Hello, boys. Oh, hi, Pa. Well, well, sit down, boys. Yeah, we've got some great news for you, Pa. How much? How much what? How much will it cost me to find that out?

Stop thinking about money. If I stop thinking about it, then nobody in the family will be thinking about it at all. Well, well, well, don't sit there. Tell me. What's the good news? Tell him, Harold. No, you tell him. Sit.

Harold, please. Wait a minute. Good news you're having to tell me. All right. Why doesn't one of you tell me? If it was bad news, both of you would be breaking your necks to tell me first.

But when it's good news, you can't open your mouth, huh? Besides, I don't believe there is any more good news. Okay, then. Listen to this. The big picture is all finished. It's been shot, cut, edited, and it's ready for a preview.

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