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Mama Bloom's Brood · 13 min · 2,436 words

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Well, well, well, here's Mama Bloom's brood. Hey, we look in on Mama and Papa Bloom's apartment in Hollywood, where we find Mama and Sarah busily engaged in moving the furniture around.

Listen. How do you like the soap over here, Ma? I think it gives a room a better balance. Well, let me look at it. Mmm, I don't know, Sarah. It's too close to the windows.

Well, what of it? It looks nice there. It looks nice there, but your Papa wouldn't look nice on it. Then you come home in the evenings, the always takes issues off and lays down on the sofa.

on the sofa, and he don't look so nice to the neighbors. Well, you should keep him from taking his shoes off and lolling around the house looking like he does. There are about Elsie's at home for.

If a man can't come home in the evening and be comfortable, he should maybe go to a park and sit on a bench. Papa likes to be comfortable, but he could put on flippers. Yeah, but Papa don't put on flippers, Sarah.

Why should he? Suppose somebody should drop in and see Paul looking that way. And suppose they should, but it'd kill him? No, but I think he could look a little nicer. You're insupposed to look nice in a home. You're supposed to look like you enjoy it.

That's why people go out front in a file. So they should be showing other people that they're able to look nice if they want to. At home? Who cares? Well, I'll bet that even the richest man in the world likes to take issues, though. Even if he's got a million dollars, that wouldn't help his feet from hoarding.

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