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Mama Bloom's Brood · 13 min · 2,307 words

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Well, well, well, here's Mama Bloom's brood. Papa put his foot down to announce that as owner or no owner of the Excello Pictures Corporation, he was going to have his name mentioned in the making of a new picture.

Sydney decided to change the name from Jake Bloom to Yasha Blumacock, because he said Jake Bloom didn't look so well in print. Listen to the echo. Yasha Blumacock. Yasha Blumacock. I don't know, he's... That's for me, not both.

How much? How much? That's me. I can't even come down. Why should you be getting all excited about it? Why should I be getting all excited? Why should I be getting excited? Mama, not only something.

What is your name? You know about it this part of it. Why should you ask me what my name is when you're having trouble with the one you've got? Never mind. Never mind that. Your name is Rebecca Bloom.

You like it, huh? You have a very nice name, Papa. Why shouldn't I be liking it? All right, all right. So you think that Rebecca Bloom is a very nice name. All right. The value I'm thinking it is a very nice name.

Along comes a machigish le meal like that. Don't sit near and change it to something like, like. Man, I can't even think of it without getting mad. Because I don't want my name changed. Then why should I have my name changed?

For a long time, Jacob Bloom was a good name. A long, long time. I ran the knee-pence business in New York when I was playing Jake Bloom. I have an honor vacation when I was playing Jake Blue, but now, now all of a sudden I gotta wear long hair and silk neckties and be a yashib

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