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Mama Bloom's Brood · 13 min · 2,329 words
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Well, well, well, here's Mama Bloom's brood. The efforts of Sidney, Schiffbane, Papa and his partner, Sam, find themselves in the business of making uniforms.
Mama doesn't visit the office very often, but here she is today, just entering Sidney's new and extremely spacious office. Hello, Mrs. Bloom, welcome to the new offices. Now, Sidney, don't be so informal, call me Ma.
Okay, Ma, I was kind of saving that until after Sally and I were married. That's all right, Sidney. You start calling me Mama right away. Well, what do you think of the place? It's hella keen.
These are the swellest offices in New York. It's beautiful, just like a moving picture. It's so beautiful that with an office like this, you should have some other place to do your voice in. It's a shame to mess up a lovely place like this.
This is all monanistic furniture, the latest thing. That's a beautiful desk. That's not a desk, Ma. That's a chair. A chair? A desk is beautiful. But how can you sit down in it? You sit down here, look.
Yeah, this way. Yeah, but you sleep off. I know it's not very comfortable, but that's the style. And look, isn't this a lovely filing cabinet? Filing cabinet? Yeah, you keep your files in here. In a beautiful office like this, why must you have tools?
No, no, not that kind of files, ma. Paper files. Paper files or something? No, to me. What time is it, TV? Uh, 10 minutes to five. Best part in time. Downstairs fooling around with the knee pants department.
Honest, ma, I can't figure those two guys out. Here I put them in a swelled business making uniforms make a uniform where they get a chance to clean up millions most of the time that downstairs mucking with me and i've been trying to get them to give up any pants business but that the only
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