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Mama Bloom's Brood · 13 min · 2,417 words
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Well, well, well, here's Mama Bloom's brood. Here of festive expectancy pervades the Bloom home. For in a few days, Sarah Bloom will become Mrs. Sidney Schiffbain.
Sarah's younger sister Yatta is in the living room with Mama as the doorbell rings. And to the doorbell getter, but don't unwrap anything. Yes, I did you hear me tell you to answer the door?
I'll answer it. Answer it before it goes away. We won't go away. Don't worry. You are in here. I'm going to get you a picture of Mr. Sidney Shipman. I'll take it. I'll take it.
Okay. Yes, I'll give him a dime. Oh, where do I find one? In the blue vase on the mantel place. Mantel piece, Ma. By piece. We bought the whole thing. Here you go. Thank you.
Can I open it? Nobody opens anything but me. I'm the opening cup department. Besides, every time you open up a package, you get the whole room full of eczema. Oh, you mean excelsior, Ma. I mean, hey.
I just think I have so much hay because I open up a delivery stable. Listen Ma, if you're not sure of a word, why do you use it? It's not delivery stable, it's livery stable.
And why don't you use only the word you know? Sometimes you embarrass me terribly. Yet how can I do embarrass you? Aren't you old enough to know that the only way you can be ashamed is to do something yourself that's wrong.
But I do with my business. I know Ma, but you're only using a word in the wrong place. Let's keep talking about voids and open up the present. Honest, it'd be terrible. In a few days, your sister's going to be married.
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