Rhoda

People have trusted their memories to Kodakville. I'm a very good story star. My name is Rodin Morgenster. I was born in the Bronx, New York in December 1941. I've always felt responsible for World War II.

The first thing I remember liking that liked me back was food. I had a bad puberty. It lasted 17 years. I'm a high school graduate. I went to odd schools. My entrance exam was on a book of maggots.

I had to move out of the house when I was 24. My mother still refers to this at the time I ran away from home. Eventually I ran to Minneapolis, where it's cold. And I figured I'd keep that up.

Now I'm back in Manhattan. New York, this is your last chance.