Monsieur Beaucaire

In the archives of the greatest dramas in radio history, we proudly present Hollywood. Radio Theatre starring Bob Hope and John Colfield in Machuobah Care. Ladies and gentlemen, your producer, Mr. William Keeling. Reading from Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen, some years ago, one of America's most distinguished authors, of Tocquington penned a moving and dramatic novel called

Massiebocare, the story of a humble but heroic figure struggling against the inequalities of royalty. Hollywood cast Bocare with Rudolph Valentino, the great lover of the silent screen. Tonight we take our cue from Paramount Studios and their version of Massiebocare and cast it as they did with Bob Hope.

And when you do a thing like that, you take whatever comes and like it. And I'm sure you will. Co-starred with a gifted and beautiful Joan Colfield, also from the screencast, Bob appears at the love-snitten barber, Bocare, who does everything but it's time for our first act starring Bob Hope as Monsieur Bocare and Joan Colfield as his girlfriend, Mimi.

1774, a nearer of lovely ladies and fearless gallant men. In King Louis' lavish court, I gather the finest swordsmen in Europe. But in all the palace, there's none whose blade is as sharp and bright as missier bouquets.

Next, who's next, please? Say today, sir, say it. How's the razor's edge? Yeah, I'm going to try and catch it tonight. Oh, is that sir? Oh, I'm glad you like it. It's that new ladder I'm using.

Got to hear him. One moment, sir. One moment or while I shave around your ear. You can always hear with the other one. By the way, if you heard the latest about the king and madam pop-a-daw, well it seems that madam pop-a-daw.