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Once upon a Honeymoon

Lux Radio Theatre · April 12, 1943 · 59 min · 9,347 words

The transcript of “Once upon a Honeymoon”, an episode of Lux Radio Theatre first broadcast April 12, 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lux Radio Theatre plays Lux Radio Theatre free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Lux presents Hollywood. The Lux Radio Theater brings you Claudette Colbert and Brian Hernd in Once Upon a Honeymoon with Laird Pregar and Albert Decker. Ladies and gentlemen, your producer, Mr. Cecil D. Demille. Greetings from Hollywood ladies and gentlemen.

Counting both pictures in radio, I believe I have a star, Baudet, Colbert. In more plays than I have any other artist in Hollywood. That proves what I think about ability. The box office record of her pictures proves what you think.

She has that priceless something called grandma, and she brings it to every part she plays, from Cleopatra to the chorosterel in tonight's drama. And we're convinced that we've made a good match tonight in post-hour in Claudette with Brian and her in the RKO success once upon a honeymoon. Brian's part is made the water for him, the kind of dashing adventurer he plays

And to make an all-star cast, we also have Leard Prigga and Albert Decca. The war is certainly putting words into everyday use that weren't there before. There's conservation, for instance. It's always meant something like sailing the forests, which is even more important than wartime.

But today, conservation means other things, too. We've got to conserve washable fabrics, for example. And that's where Lux Flakes rides to the rescue. I can give you a businessman's viewpoint on that, because the motion picture studios look on such things strictly from a business angle.

They use our product to save money. Personally, I use Lux Flakes to save my sock. Now for the story of what happened once upon a honeymoon, starring Claudette Colbert as Katie and Brian Ahirn as Pat, with layered crigga as Baron van Lüber and Albert Decker as Le Blanc.

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