Goodbye My Fancy

From Hollywood, the Hollywood Radio Theater. Starring Roslyn Russell and Robert Young in Goodbye My Fancy. Ladies and gentlemen, your producer and Mr. Irving Cummings. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, right now let's introduce tonight's play, the Bionette Fancy.

It's a shit-a-lating comedy from Warner Brothers with glamorous Roslyn Russell, and that distinguished actor, Robert Young. Now act one of Goodbye My Fancy. during Rosalind Russell's Agatha Reed and Robert Young as Jim Merrill. It's 1950 among the members of the United States Congress.

You are more widely respected and certainly none is more attractive than the honorable Agatha Reed. This Reed has just returned to Iraq, likely battle on after a no a harrowing day in the cause of better government.

All right, Woody. What's the mail? Another thousand or so letters. Make another speech like that last one, and you'll get the post office out of the red. What's this one? Oh, invitation. It's from Good Hope College. You know I haven't chanted.

Why? It's from Good Hope. Yeah, that's what I said. Then you said, Woody, they want to give me an honorary degree. Well, what's so special about that? You turned down worldly without blinking an eye. You don't understand. I went to Good Hope.

Oh pardon me. Take a letter. Shall I type it on parchment? Special delivery. To Dr. James Merrill, president, Good Hope College, Good Hope Massachusetts. My dear Jim, I can't tell you how, no, no, no, you've got to make that dear Dr. Merrill.

I can't tell you how happy I was to receive your gracious invitation to return to Good Hope for an honorary degree. Good Hope has always been close to me. And nothing short of a congressional crisis will keep me away.