Lum and Abner · April 23, 1942 · 11 min · 2,324 words
The transcript of “Cedric Can't Get Apartment”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast April 23, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I don't believe that's our ring. Hi, Dogy's Law, I'll believe you're right. No, see. Hello, Johnum Downstour. This is love and after. Let's see what's going on down at Pine Ridge. Lumb, Abner and Malthy Gray are still laboring on the plans and problems of the proposed wonderful world apartments.
A project designed to house every family in Pine Ridge in a modern, rent-free, tax-free apartment with all utilities paid. And according to Mousey's arithmetic, this can all be done on the Arginey Smith's gift of $10,000.
As we look in on the little community today, we find Lum in the Jotham Down store explaining some drawings to Abner. Here's the range mentioned in the first building we're going to put up Abner.
Oh, you got them all going out on paper. Oh, I have. Yep, me and Mousey done this last night over here, please. Set up to about nine ten o'clock working on them. Well, I do know.
I didn't mind it so much though. Here's one. Gussie, thanks to C. Janice, Capacoco. Ah. Sort of broke up the evening. Give us a reading spell. Sure, sure. And that was story over. But now, springy's head going, still me long.
What's all these lines here mean? Well, that's the different floors, see. Plores? Yeah, now. What's this right here? That line's here. Well, that's the attic. Attic? Yeah. Well, we've got this thing upside down. down and I thought that was the bottom part of the building.
It is the bottom part. I'm going to put the attic on the bottom. Huh? Put the attic downstairs. Well, attic's always going on top of a building law. I know they do, but this is going to be on the bottom.
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