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Lum's Premiere Speech

Lum and Abner · April 7, 1942 · 11 min · 2,163 words

The transcript of “Lum's Premiere Speech”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast April 7, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I don't know. I believe that's our ring. I know his llama. I believe you're right. No, see. Hello, John. I'm down store. This is Lomynabner. Let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Sir, going full speed ahead for the big premiere of Lomynabner's motion picture, which is to be held in the schoolhouse next Friday night.

Preparate or have even overshadowed the $10,000 gift Iogenes left to Pine Ridge in retribution for his counterfeiting activities there. As we look in on the little community today, we find the old fellows in their jot them down store and library.

Lum is standing up with some kind of a document in his hand. First of this, Admiral, see how they sound. All right, go ahead, but I still don't see why you have to make a speech at the premiere, alum.

The folks are coming to see the picture, not to hear you give a long tone. Do this because the folks will only hear from the star of the picture. I'm being forced into this by public demand.

forced into it, who's forcing me? Well, my picture fans and admires. If we want this picture to be a success, I better not disappise them. Well, exactly who are all these fans and admires? Oh, different people. Now listen to this, Admiral.

Ladies and gentlemen... This name is one of your admires. Admiral, how can I concentrate on this beach if you keep interrupting me? Now, I have a couple of minutes. Ladies and gentlemen and fellow citizens of Pine Ridge and all my loyal admires.

I still like to know who they are. On this moment, there's an spacious occasion. Precious? Yeah, that don't sound quite right, doesn't it? No. I know I'll get squashed. Kim say something like that in a speech.

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