Lum and Abner · January 15, 1942 · 11 min · 1,876 words
The transcript of “Mousey as Delivery Boy”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast January 15, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I don't believe that's our ring. I don't believe you're right. No, see. Hello, John, I'm down, Storm. This is love and abner. Let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Lums activities as a salesman for the farm and needlework weekly magazine have thus far resulted in a grand total of no sales.
He's pretty discouraged, and his one ambition now is to get back his share of the store store in bakery which he unintentionally signed over to Abner several days ago. As we look in on the little community today, Abner is over at the barbershop and has left Frederick to look after the store.
Long is telling, Frederick is troubled. I just got to find something to do, that's all there are to it. I spent the last fifteen dollars I had for the exclusive agent for that magazine. A farmer need to work weekly and I don't believe you could even give that thing away.
Oh, Mom, I don't like that magazine very well, Mr. Loom. There's enough pictures in it. Well, to be honest, Cedric, they ain't much reading in it, neither. I just got to get back in this door.
That's all we are to it. Maybe I can find a loophole in that paper I sign and get back through it somewhere right there. Mupold plays a hole back there in the feed room where the cat comes through, but I don't too much believe you could make it to there, Mr. Loom.
And I said, I don't mean crawl through a hole. wait a minute there comes a one-dollar this town it can help me mom I don't know why I never thought I asked in squash him before because somebody that can discover loopholes and contracts he just him don't you let admin know I told him about this so said Rick whoa whoa mom I
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