Lum and Abner · January 2, 1942 · 11 min · 1,956 words
The transcript of “Mousey's vs Iron Ike”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast January 2, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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And now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Today is the day of the carnival. But Plum is pretty disinterested in it. He thought that this was the day his protege, Mousey, would knock out Aaron Ike and win the thousand dollars offered by the carnival.
But Mousey is home in bed with the monks. As we're looking on the little community today, we find Lum and Dabner in their jocken down store, library and bakery. Well, ain't team going over to the carnival for just a little while long?
No, no, I ain't going after, so just quit talking about it. You wanna run over there? Go ahead. I watch the store. Well, I, we can just close the store up and both of us go.
We won't do no business here no way. Everybody intends it to carnival. After a week, he can't close up the store every time a little carnival comes along, so just don't even mention it again.
What do you say? Nothing, nothing. Sounds like you said months. Is that what's wrong with you? Are you still mad about Mousey getting a month? Well, who wouldn't be? Cheated me right out of getting the manager share that $1000 Mousey would a win by knocking out Iron-A.
Here y'all are. And it ruined my box promoting career, boy it even got started. Well, Mousey never got the months on purpose long. No, I don't think any did, but I wouldn't be surprised if Squareskef never had something to do with it.
do with it was now see getting a bomb now that's just plain silly I don't know I wouldn't put nothing past that squire scheme he might have carried a month over and give it to him I don't know I ought to expect it's something when you come in here all smiles and friendships the other day or to know there's something
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