Lum and Abner · December 2, 1941 · 11 min · 1,729 words
The transcript of “to Open a Bakery”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast December 2, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I believe that's our ring. I know, because, lama, I believe you're right. No, see. Hello, John, I'm down, Storm. This is Lamin' Abner. Let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Well, things are progressing nicely with Lamin' Abner's public library.
More books are being donated by the town. Spoken customers are beginning to drop into the library to make use of the new reading room. As we're looking on the little community today, Grand Pappy Spears is seated at the library table in the Jotam Down store, visually engaged in reading an old Almanac, while Abner is just answering the phone.
Now, store, every of people are going to talk in. Mom? Oh, yes, Ms. Barton, what can we do for you today? I'm sorry, longer noon is out. Yes, Mom, but now we can give you a...
Elsie Dinsmore makes the grade. Gilbert, the boy, Trapper. I know he'd enjoy either one of them books. Mom? Oh, I see. Well, now we got, uh, love Twix Golden Strands and, uh, Penthouse Romance. All right. Anything else? Yes, Mom, we got them. All right.
Hey, this is the interesting item, Abner. What was that? Excuse me, I never noticed she was talking on the phone. Grandpa Paul or something, I couldn't hear you. Yeah, well now let me see if I got this straight.
You want penthouse romance, cool oil, cornmeal, and the dollars worth of sugar. All right, Ms. Barton, we'll send it to West afternoon. All right. Goodbye. Oh, good-bye. Hello, my redogs. I will be dog. What's the matter, Grandpa?
Bristol, Tennessee, 1680 feet above sea level. Oh. Yes, sir. Bristol, Tennessee. According to the almanac. You know somebody that has Grandpa? Huh? You know somebody in Bristol? Bristol. Yeah, Bristol. Just a minute, I'll look it up.
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