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Abner Bandages Wrong Leg

Lum and Abner · October 17, 1941 · 10 min · 2,230 words

The transcript of “Abner Bandages Wrong Leg”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast October 17, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I don't believe that's our ring. I know this llama, I believe you're right. No, see. Hello, Johnum Downstorm. This is love and actor. And now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Lumb scheme to upset Frank Foster's date with Miss Frederick, boomerang, and resulted in Frank's driving her to the county seat to the teachers meeting today.

Lumb has spent a miserable day lamenting his phony leg fracture, his bad luck, and everything else he can think of. of. As we look in on the little community now it is late afternoon. We find Abner in the Jotambound store trying to get Lum out of his ill humor.

Well if you don't quit sitting there human and person you're going to work yourself right into an harvest breakdown law. Well who wouldn't human fuss? Granny the man can just stand so much of something and that's all Abner. Looks like everything I try to do works out right square backwards again. Oh well you ain't had nothing terrible bad happen to you.

about my broke leg. Your leg ain't broke. You just been making out like it was. That's right ain't it? Of course it is. And if I wore these plants and bandages on that salon now I've got to wear I believe it myself even. You ought to be a shame yourself come planning so much. What about Frank Foster taking Miss Fredricks

into the teacher's meeting today? I guess that was good luck for me. Well that was your own fault. You got him to this mess school so she could go in there. Yeah but when I got him to do that I thought I was going to get her out in there with This dad blamed fake broke leg in mine because of the whole thing.

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