Lum and Abner · September 16, 1941 · 10 min · 1,929 words
The transcript of “Bank Has No Charter”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast September 16, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I don't believe that's our ring. I don't believe you're right. No, see. Hello, Johnum Downstone. This is love and abner. Let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Yesterday, Lum received a call from the bank at the county seat, asking him to appear at a meeting of their directors.
Lum is certain that the purpose of this meeting is to suggest a merger with their Pine Ridge Bank. As we're looking on the little community today, we find that the police are in the house.
Today we find Abner in the Jotam Down store waiting for alum to return from the county seat with all the details of the merger. Grandpappy Spears is just entering. Well, come in, Grandpap. Come in.
Howdy, howdy, howdy. Why are you being? I ain't saw you in a week. No. Well, me and Charity been over Vista to Medford since last Friday. You have. You're his having a family union insisted on us coming.
Well, I never know just blood came to the mad person. Oh, yeah. I forget just how it is now, but we're third or fourth cousins from a marriage somewhere, brother. Tom's got it figured out.
Well... Hey, though, I'm comin' to good time. Lots of little. Yeah. Well, I wanted what happened to you. I never seen you at meeting somebody. No. Well, we had services over there. Brother Parrish's kin to the outfit somewhere, rather, he preached.
Aha. We all sit out there in the yard and he preached all afternoon. Well, the best out loud talkers believe I ever said under. Yeah, yeah, I've heard him, yeah. He used to ride circuit through here.
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