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The Value of Rabbits

Lum and Abner · June 16, 1941 · 11 min · 1,639 words

The transcript of “The Value of Rabbits”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast June 16, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Time for Lomondammer. Let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. The Jotam down store is being somewhat neglected these days

as Lomondammer are concentrating on the rabbit's business. They recently acquired all the rabbits as receipt on cad and only available space in the store has now been converted into rabbit hutches. As we're looking on the old fellas today, Cedric is out cutting alfalfa for the rabbits And we find women have no down at the store

He's sure now you ain't mad at me. Oh, no, I ain't mad at me Well, you won't talk to me He said a dozen words to me all morning You set there and write that book. That's all you do Well, I'm trying to get up a set of books for our ravage. I have to concentrate

Well, then rabbits can't read long. Well, it ain't for the ravage. It's for us to read. Oh, well good Oh, read it out loud, Mom. It isn't about Peter Rabbit. They say, look, keep in books, Abner.

So's we know how we're doing. Why are we doing that? I can't tell yet. I ain't done. But I don't think we're making any money so far. Ain't no. Of course, we're getting more rabbits every day.

Very increasing. Oh, my goodness, yes. And shells are getting the support. We're going to have to put them over on this side of the store too long. Well, we've got to keep these shells over here from merchandise, Abner.

One side for rabbits, another side for groceries and drugs. You look awful pretty sitting up around them shells though. That was a good idea, you know, putting that chicken while with them shells saved us building a lot of pimp.

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