Lum and Abner · June 13, 1941 · 14 min · 2,322 words
The transcript of “Abner Stands up to Wife”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast June 13, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The makers of our Capelcer, V.U. Love and Abner. We have an idea that most of you folks who are tuned in for Love and Abner now, have planned good times for the weekend at later head.
You get a lot of fun out of going places and doing things with your family, your friends, don't you? The only trouble is it's mighty easy to get so busy having a good time that you overdo it.
do it and then the fireworks start and upset stomach, head out, acid indigestion, these are the penalties we pay, but say, have you ever taken alicosolce for these common after the party moments? Well, you should because it offers remarkable relief. When you dissolve an alicosolce or tablet or two in a glass of water like this, it makes a pleasant tasting
upper-vesant solution which offers two full relief. The analgesic, at sodium acetyl-solicylate, to bring quick relief for headaches and muscular aches and pains and fatigue. And the alkalizing properties offer fast, pleasant relief for minor stomach upsets and morning after misery.
Be sure to drink a glass of sparkling alkal cells at the very next time you let yourself go and have a good time. You feel better fast. Get a package of alkal cells established from your address tonight.
The chances are you need the quick relief they offer before the weekend is over. Now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Believing that Ebner's wife Elizabeth has been imposing on the old fellow, Squire skips and just a bit, they use a little psychology on him.
They now have Ebner believing he's possessed of superior strength and should be the master of his home. As we're looking on the little community today, we find Lum and Cedric, the Hanatha Jotham Down store discussing the matter.
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