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Abner's Rabbits Worth Money

Lum and Abner · June 10, 1941 · 14 min · 2,317 words

The transcript of “Abner's Rabbits Worth Money”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast June 10, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The makers of Alka-Celcer bring you love and after have an idea that some of the folks down in Pine Ridge are having the same Trouble these days is a good many of us

Trying to balance the family budget and if that's the case with you just listen to this Did it ever occur to you that Alka-Celcer can be one of the most helpful Economical household items you can buy that's right and here's why you will find Alka-Celcer so economical to use Now, you wouldn't think of being without a headache remedy handy, would you?

And you usually keep something on hand for that acid indigestion the head has every now and then. Two, you know it's wise to be prepared for quick relief in cold distress and muscular aches and pains and fatigue.

Well, listen, by keeping just one package of Alcaselser tablets handy, you can be prepared for all of these discomforts. Yes, Alcaselser actually offers quick, pleasant relief in all of these common ailments. Now think what a saving that can mean.

So we say no thrifty home can afford to be without a package of Alcaselser tablets in the medicine cabinet. Get one from your drugist tonight or tomorrow's shore. And remember, the large size package is far more economical.

And now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Little did Abner realize the trouble he was letting himself in for yesterday when he dressed the dummy up in women's clothes. Sister Simpson passed the store and saw him with his arms around the dummy and immediately reported to his wife Elizabeth that her husband was carrying on with another woman.

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