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Cedric - Marketing Director

Lum and Abner · June 3, 1941 · 14 min · 2,403 words

The transcript of “Cedric - Marketing Director”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast June 3, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The makers of Alaca's Alser bring you love and abner. These are busy, exciting days for love and abner, running their John and Mom store down in Pine Ridge.

That's a bad matter. These are busy, exciting days for most men and women all over the country. How about you? Do you have exciting days too? When you fall through a busy, hectic, crowded day, do you often find yourself all fagged out and upset when night comes, suffering perhaps with a dull, miserable headache and

the distress of acid indigestion, where when this happens to you, be sure to fish yourself a glass of sparkling alkasulcer. Then drink it and see how quickly it sets you right. Alkasulcer is such a present way to relieve. A tabular tube dissolved in the glass of water makes a refreshing, pain relieving, alkalizing solution. You drink it and the energy sick,

sodium acetyl acetylate, eases the pain and misery of your head-out and its alkalizing properties has settled an upset stomach and also com-relief or acid indigestion distresses after new oven hotburn by reducing gastric hyperactivity so often the moody of cause of the distress.

Remember, A-L-K-A-S-E-L-T-Z-E-R spells welcome relief and pleasant relief for many of your common everyday ailments. Let's ask your brothers for Alka Delta. Try it and see how much better it makes you feel. And now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge, where we've had nothing but trouble at the Jaffen Down store ever since

admitted for the 10 pairs of rabbits in a broken down mule. The rabbits continue to multiply, increasing the cost of operating the store. And yesterday, one of them gave the mule to Cedric Wiehump, only to find later that Dan Pappy Spears willing to pay $30 for the animal. As we're looking on a little community today, we find

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