Abner Buys Mr. Dilbeck
Lum and Abner · May 29, 1941 · 14 min · 2,448 words
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The makers of Alka-Pelter are proud to bring you those two lovable old radio friends of yours, love my dad. How many of you folks who are listening to love my dad tonight have had a busy day today?
Well, you know what to do when you feel tired of pedarchy and a little upset at the end of any day? That's the time to take a sparkling glass of Alka-Pelter and see how much better it makes you feel.
Listen, Dan, don't you occasionally come home from work feeling physically fogged out and sometimes short-tempered and your mother? You've had a hard day at home with all the housework. When the children have been unusually trying, don't you feel tired out, head oaky and feel much out of thought?
Well, why continue to feel all in and upset when Alcatel's work brings such calm, pleasant relief? Just try it and see how it helps. When you drink a sparkling glass of alcohol, it offers you the relief you want for tired, eating muckles and that bell headache.
It also gives you the alkalizer you need to settle that upset stomach, to the acid in the chest and now what's more, the alkalizer and alcohol filter actually helps feed recovery from the fatigued cells.
So be wise, won't you? The next time you feel fed out an upset, drink a refreshing glass of alcohol, sir. you feel better tired. Yes, sir, you just try and see. Get a package of those energy such alkalizing tablets from your druggers, tonight or tomorrow, sure. And now we take you to pine ribs. Well, when we let the old friends down in pine ribs Tuesday, Clum and Abner had
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