Lum and Abner · March 11, 1940 · 13 min · 2,247 words
The transcript of “Movie About Lum and Abner”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast March 11, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The government makes you nervous. It's sweet still, Ghostham. It's all over the world. The makers of Postham. They've worked new time thinking millions of American homes. They sent us two lovable old characters in the hill country.
Roundly that man. Two people ever enjoyed a good home cooked meal more than Tom's List. We old days, they made one so far back. How do we get up from the table and say, that was that grand, you know Mary.
Nobody can fix it and like that but you know, You know, that was too hard to do. And even though Mary's cooking up, they learned better. One night, now I'm finished. It's an earn 10.
I can't burn up such Mary. I can't understand it, but I think I'm going to test you. And after, let's now begin to have one attack of indigestion after another. Who would have changed him from a person who was a suggestion, was perfectly normal, who a person who began to have almost every new
spoiled by indigestion? His office had always known. Coffee nerves. I think I'd be sure inviculousers to tell you that coffee affects everybody's nerves. It doesn't. Many people can think coffee without the least ill effect.
There are many others who cannot. So if you suffer from nerves, and nerves you know can give you indigestion, or if you awake or make you generally, and you think coffee may be the blame, or even partly the blame, by all means, twist or post.
So there's no caffeine or stimulant of any kind in post-tune that could possibly make you nervous. In July, Postam was a mellow full-body flavor, and his distinctive flavor, the Postam's own. You can see what happens when you think Postam instead of coffee, even in two weeks' time.
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