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Election Will Be Held

Lum and Abner · February 23, 1940 · 14 min · 2,335 words

The transcript of “Election Will Be Held”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast February 23, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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If coffee gives you indigestines, switch to postum. Ooh! Makers of postum. The favorite mealtime drink in millions of American homes present those two loveable old characters in the hill country.

Mom and Abner. In who you think of a person who just has the pleasure of eating a good appetizing meal, but get up from the table in good spirits. But unfortunately, it doesn't always work that way.

But no matter how much you've enjoyed your meal, you're pretty sure to fall into low spirits, get crabby and cranky if when you're finished you get indigestion. And one of the big causes of indigestion is coffee nerves.

Though it's true that many people can drink coffee without feeling upset, many others cannot. So if you think coffee upsets your indigestion, switch to postum. Because postum contains no caffeine or any other stimulant, it can't possibly give you indigestion.

You know postums are tearing, fragrant mealtime drink? It has a full-bodied flavor all its own, a distinctive flavor, but millions of families enjoy. So if you suffer from indigestion due to drinking coffee, give up coffee and drink postum instead.

See if you don't feel better even in a few days, and after a reasonable time, after drinking Instead of coffee, say for two weeks, see if there is an improvement in your digestion that's really something to be delighted with.

Drink postums. There's a reason. And now, let's see what's going on down in pine red. Well friends, the men's protective association of pine reds is certainly backfired with the bang since the women of pine red formed their own association.

Last Wednesday, if you remember the men who had been locked from their houses asked for some sort of compromise so they could return home. And the women, every day, could return home, of course providing all the officers of the Pacific government, that is the Pacific government in Pine Ridge, resign, so that the women themselves

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