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Women Lock Men out of Homes

Lum and Abner · February 16, 1940 · 14 min · 2,127 words

The transcript of “Women Lock Men out of Homes”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast February 16, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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If coffee makes you nervous, switch to a post-dom. The makers of post-dom, the favorite mealtime drink in millions of American homes, present those two lovable old characters from the hill country, larm and ham.

It always depends on it, when someone makes this kind of confession. Oh, I know, I know I shouldn't be cross with the children. That there's a reason for that cranky disposition, a reason that's often summed up like this.

But I can't help it. Sometimes everything gets on my nerves. And that reason, friends, very often has this large grain of truth in it. That when others do get on your nerves, it actually may be that coffee nerves is your trouble.

Coffee nerves may be making you what doctors call a nervous irritable. Because there's no question, while many people can drink coffee without getting tense and jerry, many others cannot. So if you think you have coffee nerves, switch to post them.

For there again, there's a reason why post them can't set you on edge. It doesn't contain caffeine or stimulants of any kind. Post them is fragrant and full bodied. You can enjoy the distinctive post them flavor, both at home or at your favorite hotel restaurant.

So start tomorrow. If coffee nerves has you in its grip, drink post them instead of coffee. even in a couple of weeks. See, if you don't find there's a very good reason for saying, My, I'm certainly glad I switched to post them.

And now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Friends, the Men's Protective Association of Pine Ridge has finally come up on a serious stumbling block. The wives of the village have formed the Women's Protective Association, designed to defend them against the powerful demands of their husband's organization.

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