Men's Protective Association

If coffee makes you irritable, switch to a postem. The makers of postem, the favorite mealtime drink in millions of American homes, present those two lovable old characters from the hill country, lom and abner.

A noisy streetcar or truck passing by may not only make you jump, but it certainly doesn't help your disposition. And that's especially true if you're a victim of coffee nerves, if you're so jittery that even slight noise is irritated.

And suffering with coffee nerves is no fun. And mind you, while many people can drink coffee and not be affected by it, you may be a perfect example of the many others who can opt.

Well, if you are, if you think you shouldn't drink coffee, switch to post-em, or there's no caffeine or any other stimulant in post-em that could possibly make you nervous. Enjoy post-em's cheering full-body flavor, a distinctive flavor that millions of families enjoy.

So if coffee is setting your nerves on edge, drink post them instead. And after two weeks, long enough to give post them a fair trial, see if your nerves aren't steadier, see if you aren't glad you switched to post them.

And friends, before taking you to Pine Ridge, we want to tell you to be sure and listen later on for an important announcement about a special offer that will be made only tonight. And now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge.

Well, friends, you know the married men of Pine Ridge have organized a men's protective association to defend them against the unreasonable demands their wives make of them. The other night, Abner tested the strength of the new club by telling his wife Elizabeth that he is master of their house.