Such a Charming Young Man

You are about to hear a romantic grammar such a charming young man from Street and Smith's Love Story magazine featuring the Love Story girl in the role of Eleanor Page. Yes, this is the Love Story of Eleanor Page. Secretary to that immensely wealthy widow Mrs. Alonzo P. Winters. We find Eleanor and Millie, who

is the downstairs maid in Mrs. Winters' spacious library. Millie is putting up fresh curtain. Eleanor is typing. It's early afternoon. There. Now that's the last of them, praise me. Nothing makes me dizzier than standing on a step-ladder hand curtain.

Well, I do look lovely, Lily. Thank you, Miss Page. You know, I always think that next to fresh flowers, nothing spruces up a room as much as fresh curtains. Yes, and lonely flowers is easier.

Well, here they come, turning in the drive. Oh, the missus and that good for nothing jiggle-oo. She's gone and got herself. She ought to be ashamed of herself at her rage, too. No, Millie, Mrs. Winters isn't so old.

Well, she's old enough to be his mother if you ask me. Really? Yes, Miss. What makes you think, sir, Mr. Baxter, is it jiggalo? What else would he be? I don't know. He might be a visiting relative or something.

Well, you don't pay relatives $100 a week, just for visiting. Who told you he gets $100 a week? Nobody. She left his check-a-line there for him on the mountain, please last Friday and I thought, $100 a week.

What does he do for it? Does he wash the car? Does he answer the door? Does he take the dogs walking? He does not. Oh, she's probably as high as a more companion. Companion is right.