Song · Little Stinkers · 1999 · 2 min · 108 words
The transcript of “I Farted On Santa”, an episode of Little Stinkers from 1999. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Little Stinkers free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I'm gonna visit Santa, instead of on his knee. But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese. Waiting there for Santa, I thought that I explode. The gas bubble blew bigger with every hoho hoho.
Try my best to hide it, that I was doing swell. But when I sat down on Santa's lap, he hollered. What's that smell? I farted on a good slice of bread. But I asked him for a baseball or I asked him for a bat.
I asked him for some ice skates once I battled. The tree almost came down. So, lips won now and now.
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