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Off the Record

Let George Do It · December 3, 1951 · 30 min · 4,948 words

The transcript of “Off the Record”, an episode of Let George Do It first broadcast December 3, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Let George Do It plays Let George Do It free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Off the record, another adventure of George Valentine. Dear Mr. Valentine, I need you to do a little job for me. Somebody I don't know who seems to feel that I would be better dead. Of course you've heard of me, Dan Dana, radio commentator.

My broadcast is called Off the Record. Well, strictly on the record, I've been getting a number of anonymous letters suggesting that if I don't change my tune... I'll change my tune. My career will come to an untimely end.

Suppose you drop in my office at the radio station tomorrow afternoon about three. George? Yes, Angel. This man must be crazy. Somebody's threatened to kill him. And he acts as blasey about it as though he were buying a new necktie.

We probably feel that way about it too. Haven't you ever heard him on the air? No, I don't think so. But if you had, you'd know it. Crusader type. Rips the daylight side of everybody he thinks is out of line.

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