Come and Get Me

Standard of California on behalf of independent chevron gas stations and standard stations throughout the West invite you to let George do it. Come and get me another adventure of George Valentine. Personal notice, dangerous, my stock and trade.

If wife's got you in a spin and you need someone to pull you out of it, you got a job for me, George Valentine. Right full details. Dear Mr. Valentine, are you an imbecile? I trust not.

Yet fear you will betray that trust. To look for intelligence in this morass of idiocy known as contemporary civilization is to embark on a search much less likely to succeed than the one pursued by diogenes.

However, let me state my difficulty. I have committed a perfect crime. Alas, too perfect, because I now find it necessary. I'm not necessary to confess my guilt, but no one will believe me. If you do happen to have enough sense to comprehend the possibility of my being a murderer, a murderer I should like to engage you to help me prove it to the proper

authority awaiting an early reply I am Winslow bark George don't be so smug didn't you hear me the man wants you to prove he's a murderer well no accounting for taste angel we must be crazy maybe well no same person would write a letter like that still he raised an interesting question he

wants to know if I'm an imbecile what do you think what's in are you going to take this letter seriously? Then the answer to his question is yes. Good of you to come Valentine and you Miss Brooks. Thank you. And at all Mr.