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The Gray Stone Ghost

Let George Do It · March 24, 1952 · 30 min · 4,686 words

The transcript of “The Gray Stone Ghost”, an episode of Let George Do It first broadcast March 24, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Let George Do It plays Let George Do It free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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This danger is my stockin' trade. If the job's too tough for you to handle, you've got a job for me, George Valentine. Right full the tail. Standard Oil Company of California invites you to... Let George do it.

In just a moment we'll begin tonight's adventure of George Valentine. Right now, let's talk about a spring tonic for that car of yours. Heavy duty RPM motor oil. The oil that we said would double engine life between major overhauls due to lubrication.

Heavy Duty RPM was developed through a series of grueling laboratory and road tests which even utilized atomic energy. Now here's added evidence of Heavy Duty RPM superiority. A cab company operating in the tough grind, all cabs go through, found Heavy Duty RPM actually reduced engine wear 71% more than doubling engine life.

So why take chances with your car when you can get the protection of Heavy Duty RPM motor oil at any independent chevron gas station or standard station where they say and mean we take better care of your car the gray stone ghost another adventure of George Valentine.

Who's there? What is it? I'll be right. Oh, Gary, it isn't you out there. It can't be. You're dead. Ining God. I must be. I'll open the window. Oh, Gary. You were there just among the people.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. You were there just among the goon. But you weren't there, were you? You're dead, aren't you, Dad? You couldn't, you just couldn't, cut. What, George, this is the strangest letter I've ever read.

Well, sure, we get some strange ones. What's it say? Dear Mr. Valentine, will you please be my guest, Greystone, for a few days. I'm prepared to pay whatever you ask for your services. Your work will be to rid me of a ghost that I'm sure isn't a ghost at all.

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